Coconut Wire
Coconut Wire is a featured subscription that shares the inside process of creating Chasing the Coconut Pearl. Instead of a traditional newsletter, subscribers may receive up to 15 messages a month. Whenever there is something intriguing to share, the dispatch will go out. It may be a few sentences, an image, or a more detailed introspection of what is happening.
Subscribers may be sent questionnaires to fill out if they wish, which may or may not influence the storyline. It’s a little bit like reality TV, without the TV or the Kardashians.
For approximately the next 9 months, I’m inviting you to be part of the wildest, most ridiculous, most subversively beautiful experience in publishing history. The birth of one of the greatest books ever written.
🎭 Meet the Villains. Meet the Players.
It’s a nine-month dive into a shadowy cast of icons, outcasts, and questionably real conspirators.
Over the coming months, you’ll meet them one by one.
Only you can decide who is real and who is fiction.
We’ll be sharing 9 major plot reveals — each one deeper, darker, and more absurd than the last.
Characters. Twists. Backstories. Betrayals.
Some you’ll cheer. Some you’ll cancel.
All of them… leading to the grand illusion.
• 🪞 The Hunter with his gun in a trash can
• 🌍 The Pop Star with a billion fans and a broken heart
• 🧠 The Tech Guru from another time
• 🎖 A Modern-Day Dictator (or two)
• 🎸 The Ghost of a Legendary Rock God
• 🚗 A Time-Traveling Used Car Salesman and his Turtle Spot
• And others…
🥥 WHAT YOU GET — For $52
Join the Coconut Club and you’ll receive:
• 🍼 9 Monthly “Reveals” — chapter fragments, character intros, narrative twists
• 😈 Villain Teasers — meet the forces behind the fiction
• 💬 Viewer Q&A — ask Perry anything… or send questions to the characters themselves
• 🕳 Secret Drops — rogue ideas, unreleased bits, hidden breadcrumbs
• 📘 The Full Book — digital edition delivered at birth + bonus content
❤️ WHAT YOU PROVIDE
When you join the Coconut Club, you’re fueling a creative rebellion — one that dares to satirize, dream, and oddly respect the strange world we live in.
We speak truth to villains — and we don’t hold back.
• 🛠 You give this project permission to be weird, raw, and honest
• 📢 You amplify a story the mainstream would never touch
• 💬 You co-create — with feedback, chaos, and rogue inspiration
• ⛱ You help keep this independent, ad-free, and allergic to normal
• 🕯 You earn a Rebel Stripe on your soul
• 🗳 It’s like a political contribution — but actually applied where it’s needed
Chasing the Coconut Pearl follows a blind girl’s epic rise to superhero status via a magical, mysterious pearl that catapults her into a wild world with a drunken turtle, a used-car salesman, and evil masterminds. Once a simple, blind scrub girl, she grows into a woman tasked with rescuing mankind from evil. The cast of characters blends fiction with reality.
A few excerpts.
Chasing the Coconut Pearl is an adventure that readers experience vicariously. A full-body hallucination wrapped in tropical paradises, miracles, and mayhem. From the deepest chasm on Earth rises a glowing mystery— a giant pearl born of turtle lust, an act of God, and 500 years of gestation. Unnoticed at first, it soon changes the lives of everyone it encounters.
It’s a myth-soaked epic disguised as a tropical fever dream, where barefoot prophets chase whispered legends, and paradise is just one heartbreak away from oblivion. A beacon to all, the pearl radiates unknown energies. It draws every aspect of humanity, from sweet, gentle mothers who just hope that their children will grow up happy, to the opportunists, hustlers, and tyrants who want to remake the world in their own image.
It is the kind of thing that could only happen in a tropical world, where brain cells are nuked by the sun’s radiation, the beat of the beach musicians, and the sweet, sensational sensations of making love to a woman in a bikini.
Written by Perry Stone in full narrative overdrive, this is a tale where island children’s dreams don’t fade away as they mature, where mermaids surf hurricanes, and destiny wears flip-flops or nothing at all. Love, danger, rebellion, the pursuit of world domination, and transcendence crash like Caribbean waves. A secret rhythm that manifests fascination with every washed and glistening grain of sand they endlessly tumble.
It’s a mythology that proposes more questions than it answers. It involves the reader and allows them to decide what to think. It shares love, laughter, and the pursuit of everything important in this world. And it’s just ten fucking bucks.
Welcome to the movement.
Excerpt One:
He told the story of a small transport ship powered by rowers and a sail that went down near the Mariana Trench centuries ago. A strange boat with strange characters on board. He talked of time travelers, a mysterious drunken sea turtle named Spot, and a storm the size of which only God himself could create.
I drank, and I listened, if Mr. Black wasn’t interested, I sure as hell was. I momentarily wondered if I was listening to the description of a movie script.
Mr. White continued: “About five hundred years ago, aboard the Philippines vessel, Munting Taksi ng Dagat (Little Sea Taxi), was Saint Cal Worthington and His Dog Spot (the alleged time travelers).”
The boat was pushed off course by the unexpected winds and currents. The longer the day became, the worse the conditions became. Torrential downpours swamped the Little Sea Taxi, while the deep-water seas got bigger and nastier by the moment.
Excerpt Two:
A few days later, on a torturously hot morning, while washing her neighbor’s clothes to earn some food for her and her family, Dalisay (Daisee) De Ulan, a blind 9-year-old girl from the poor but picturesque fishing village of Coron, found the Coconut Pearl on the shore.
Fascinated by its smooth, heavy, and warm feel, she carried it home to show her mama. But by the time she reached her home, she was crying and weeping and screaming, stomping her bare feet in the sand and twirling around like a ballerina on 3,000 cups of sugary coffee.
Her mother and father, hearing her sounds of distress, came running to see what was wrong with their sweet, loving child. Then, as soon as they saw their angelic daughter, they too started screaming as tears of joy flooded their joyous faces. Their emotions spilled out in waves of passion and gratitude. Her father made a noise that no one in the village had ever heard before. He sounded like a bull-moose sea lion in mating season.
First, their immediate neighbors, and then every single soul in the village, came running—some thrilled, some terrified, not knowing what the commotion was. Then they all learned, in one of their most cherished moments in life, that poor, sweet Daisee, the 9-year-old blind scrub girl, could suddenly SEE!
Chasing the Coconut Pearl is a story of how a little blind girl was chosen to save humanity — and how she really, really tried.
And now for something Completely Different……….
Can a man give birth? Absolutely YES!
(When the baby is a book).
Interview with Perry Stone, creator of Paradiste.com and the Ten Tenets of Paradise, the author of The Palm Tree Express, Double O Zero – The Art of Living Incognito, Dancing with Paradise, and today’s topic of discussion, “Chasing the Coconut Pearl.”
Anonymous: We recently became aware of your work and philosophical leanings through an underground multi-media artist, Living Incognito. You have employed him on numerous occasions. Why so?
Stone: Basically, I like him and love his work. He is a kindred spirit who is not afraid to live life on his terms, and nobody else’s. He is willing to take things a step or two further than I, as I still have a thin connection to the doctrine of law. I feel some structure is required to keep the inmates of society in a functioning mass.
Anonymous: How did you meet him?
Stone: It is a tad embarrassing, but I smashed his wife, and she squealed on me.
Anonymous: Yet, you are friends?
Stone: I defy any straight male on this planet or any other that Elon Musk might populate to turn her down if she makes herself available. Her desire is like oxygen, and you must breathe. Plus, L.I. is a bit of a hippie, as am I, and free love is factored in.
Anonymous: Who needs enemies with friends like you?
Stone: Haha, I guess so, but I won’t lie about it if that means anything.
Anonymous: So, tell me about Chasing the Coconut Pearl. How did you come up with the concept?
Stone: I can’t really answer that entirely, as it will definitely incriminate me, but I can surmise as such: It came from a profound angst I have with the world today. An angst that I am powerless to change the source of. In many ways, it is why your organization exists. To check the uncheckable.
That might be the core. If I were a sniper, I would snipe away. If I were a politician, I would legislate when it didn’t interfere with my graft, but I am a storyteller, so I wrote a story.
Anonymous: A story about the evils of society?
Stone: No. A story about evil in society. There are good people in the world, and I like to believe that they far outnumber the bad, but the evil doers have a bigger impact on us.
Anonymous: You wrote a story about a drunk turtle who fornicates with coconuts, a time-traveling Cal Worthington, and a blind 9-year-old girl who finds a giant, magically powered pearl. How is one connected to the other?
Stone: Anyone can vent. I want to inspire, entertain, and make people laugh, and maybe even deliver them to a place where they might make changes in their own world that may impact the whole. I think people as a whole are gullible. I mean, how the fuck could we have gotten into this mess if we aren’t?
Anonymous: Explain.
Stone: Really? I know you are just baiting me because your organization completely “gets” where I am coming from. You have people like George Soros and Bill Gates out there trying to remake the world in their own likeness. You have people like Hunter Biden, Hilary Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein redirecting cash flow into their own bank accounts and not giving a flying fuck who they hurt or what legal, moral, or ethical laws they break.
Anonymous: So you are a rebel?
Stone: Fucking right! But here is the problem: I know you have hacked my computer and the clouds, and you know everything that happens in Chasing the Coconut Pearl. The fact that you haven’t leaked it makes me believe you are a fan. If you leak it, I am fucked, but I would think you would give me a shout out as we are fighting the same foes, we just have different arsenals to work with.
Anonymous: Actually, those of us who have discussed it think you are fucking hilarious and not that shy of a Mensa ranking.
Stone: Appreciate it.
Anonymous: Well deserved. Now tell me about Daisee, the coconut pearl, and how she can save humanity.
Stone: Daisee is the product of love and living in a loving environment. She is a child of poverty, and her blindness necessitates closer care and understanding. She is very receptive to this. She is not bitter because she is blind; she is thankful to be alive and to be surrounded by a loving family and good people in her community. She loves everyone and everything.
When the contact with the pearl restores her sight, it does far more; it flips the switch and engages her superpowers. Superpowers of reasoning, intellect, empathy, and a deep responsibility to protect and empower the underdogs of society. She has other talents and strengths, too, but you will have to read the book to find out.
Anonymous: She only has the pearl for a short time before she is separated from it?
Stone: But she feels a profound responsibility to protect it and to shield it from those who would use its mystical powers for evil instead of good. Five years pass with only minor developments, but soon enough the crazies begin to appear, all believing the way to control the pearl is through Daisee, she was the last one to see it, to hold it. She must know more than she lets on.
Meanwhile, Daisee, still empowered by her time with the pearl, is earning every degree a university offers, and she has become one of the healthiest, fittest people on the planet, not to mention her self-defense skills, which would fuck up Bruce Lee, and she is only 15. Her young, pretty smile disarms people, but underneath, she is firing on all cylinders, and she knows exactly what is at stake.
Anonymous: Then what?
Stone: All her “smarts” generate a sizeable fortune. A fortune she shares with her family and, in fact, the entire village. When evil comes knocking, to protect her family and friends, she leads them on wild adventures to faraway places. Where she has set traps and puts a permanent end to their threat and protects the pearl, which gave her almost everything.
She single-handedly neutralizes some of the world’s most evil players in her own quest to be reunited with the pearl.
Anonymous: Who will Daisee’s story resonate with?
Stone: Anyone. Anyone with a sense of humor, a sense of adventure, and anyone who cares about the future of mankind. This story should connect with the 600 million Harry Potter fans and everyone who despises the people I mentioned earlier. Chasing the Coconut Pearl is a story of empowerment and should resonate very strongly with women and all who love them.
Anonymous: Is there a happy ending?
Stone: I have been getting “professional” massages for 40 years, and there is always a happy ending. But I guarantee it is not the one you are expecting.
Chapter One: Coconut Sin is available now. Buy it today or buy a subscription and stay on the inside of this developing story.
Peace and Love.