Advertising with Unordinary Publishing and Paradiste.com

Advertising with Unordinary Publishing means more than visibility. It means aligning with a movement — one that champions freedom, beauty, and the true pursuit of paradise.

Every piece we publish is part educational, entertaining, funny, or inspirational, or all of them combined. We walk the line between G-rated and X-rated. We publish unabashedly, but not vulgarity or porn; we just tell it as it is.  We blend humor with wisdom, finance with fantasy, and law with lifestyle. Why? Because people aren’t just planning a vacation — they’re planning an escape. A reinvention. A rebirth.

And that’s where Paradiste.com steps in. We’re not a travel blog. We’re not a bucket-list slideshow. We are unapologetically showing the world where the exits are — and how to walk through them barefoot, cocktail in hand.

Let the rest of the world scream “Illegal Immigration and Open Borders.” We’re focused on something smarter: legal relocation. There are countries begging for smart, capable, remote-working residents — countries where income tax is zero, coffee is cheap, and oceanfront homes cost less than a parking spot in L.A.

But when you buy a new car, part of that process is taking it for a test drive. If you are considering relocating to the tropics, people almost always go for a test drive and do their own pre-scouting report. Paradiste.com is here to help them with that, too.

But when you buy a new car, part of the process is taking it for a test drive. Relocation works the same way. People almost always travel to explore the possibilities first. Often more than once.  They seek reassurance before they commit. Paradiste.com is here to help with that, too.

People making that leap don’t just dream — they act. They downsize. They relocate. And they buy exactly what they need to build their new life.

If your product or service fits that picture, this is where you belong.

And to the ones who get in early — the original merchants of paradise — we offer permanently reduced advertising and sponsorship rates. It’s our way of saying thanks for helping us build this wave before the world catches on.

 

Paradiste bravely acknowledges escapism, reinvention, and tropical living through a collection of stories — some real, some imagined. It offers readers a bold path toward crafting their own barefoot life in paradise. (Maybe even your paradise.)

Our tagline, The Art of Living With Turtles, represents a harmonious yet rebellious lifestyle — one rooted in nature, freedom, and awe. It’s the spirit your future customers crave — and you offer.

Paradiste.com

Paradiste.com — The Art of Living With Turtles enters another dimension — a dimension where life is as it could be and should be. A journey into a wondrous land where boundaries are determined by your heart, your soul, and your courage. Where the sea glistens with mystic allure, and you can stand naked in the rain to cleanse your body and renew your soul.

This is the Art of Living With Turtles

People from almost all cultures and nations live and thrive in this dimension — all members of a single tribe who cherish each day under a relentless and often unforgiving sun. They are Paradistes.

Their clock is in the sky. When they can’t see it, they are probably sleeping or making love under the stars. Anyone can join; there is no protocol — only an attitude, a perception, and an understanding of what life should be. So, recycle your parkas and mittens and join us. Paradise on Earth is waiting.

In its conceptual start-up phase, we cannot provide statistical traffic volumes; however, we can explain our anticipated readership demographics and offer one-year display ads at introductory rates. Due to the longevity of these ads, you may update your ad monthly at an additional insertion fee ranging from $25 to $50, depending on ad size.

For those who combine a Paradiste.com display ad with an advertisement in the Discover More Section of the Palm Tree Express, our rack rates will be reduced by up to an additional 50%. Certain premiums are applicable due to placement. Our Homepage, our Blog Unordinary Wanderlusts, and our Paradise World map are our premium locations.

The Demographics of Paradiste.com

Advertising on Paradiste.com means reaching a passionate, paradise-minded audience. These are people who:

  • Seek a tropical lifestyle, either temporarily or as a permanent one.
  • Are drawn to stories, visuals, and communities that embody tropical settings, freedom, simplicity, and adventure.
  • Are ready to explore new places, invest in tropical properties, or purchase products that help them find their vision of paradise.

Whether it’s resorts, real estate, lifestyle gear, or experiences, your brand becomes part of the journey toward a life defined by freedom and connection.

Ad Positioning & Pricing

High-Impact Advertising Options include:

  • Homepage Banners: Prime visibility for brands looking to make an immediate impact.
  • Blog & Content Integrations: Contextual ads within stories and lifestyle pieces.
  • Tropical World Map Ads: Position your brand on an interactive map that highlights the best of paradise.
  • Unordinary Wanderlust Blog Features: Showcase your brand within adventurous and inspirational content.
  • Dynamic Ad Flexibility: Update your ad as the seasons change or new campaigns launch.

Contact & Booking

For advertising inquiries, custom packages, or to lock in introductory pricing before spots fill up.

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PERRY STONE
Author, CEO, Sales guy.
E-mail: unordinarypublishing@gmail.com 
Web: Paradiste.com